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conspicous egg

An egg that is very conspicous. It blends in with the other eggs, though it is actually a capitalist spy.
It'll ring a ding ding all your communist friends
"You see that blue egg? It's a NATO Conspicous egg}
by Reesa pisss November 13, 2018
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lil egg

a nickname to be called by one person and one person only. iykyk
ur my lil egg
u lil egg
by Lizzixe August 7, 2021
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Egg jew

Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.
Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.
by SkullCappedbandit January 29, 2021
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Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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Egg

A female that doesn't know she's not a dude, and wants to grow a pair of balls and dick.
The boy girl still calls herself a female at this point, but once imitating tomboys is no longer getting it any attention, it will most likely try and grow a dick and balls and call itself something else besides an egg or a female.
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
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EGG

Hello beautiful dame, I can tell we share so much in common as you are a fellow EGG. Shall the intercourse commence?
by CactÆ February 20, 2020
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Eggs and Fingers

Eleanor was eggs and Fingers the Wasabi
by Booshwaggler June 5, 2025
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