Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!
by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 02, 2021
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big turd

Something that can not be resisted by the gods, something so, incredibly, very delicious just thinking about can make your mouth water.
"Dude, is that a big turd? Ya'know, I'm getting pretty hungry all of the sudden..."
by big Pepe man April 10, 2022
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turd tongue

The smell of shit vibrating off a loved ones brown fury tongue.
Don't breath turd tongue, its like luggage point!
by red dread May 16, 2014
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turd toupee

Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.
I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.
by ShakenBaby February 20, 2016
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Dick turd

A skinny little asshole that dates your step daughter
Are you still dating that dick turd Josh?
by Stepdad March 10, 2018
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Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd
by Big Papi Jewlo August 08, 2022
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