Thomas Jury

Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.

Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.

by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025

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Thomas Jeffery

Is an 18 year old racist nonce who likes to face fuck little boys on tuesday evenings. Hes a heavily religious church boy who had his cherry popped by a big black man in the church bathroom (by choice). he now fingers his own ass whilst jelqing to videos of babies being circumsised.

I Thomas Jeffery'd your mum

by Ciara Reed February 26, 2025

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Thomas

Some nonchalant weirdly vascular guy in my Spanish class who is pretty sigma ts

Hey Thomas,
Stop talking to me dumb bitch

by bigblackcrayoneater339894 March 11, 2025

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thomas

only wears polyester, never steps outside in cotton, patient 0 of the “clap”, extremely and overly popped, AND got 2 dreads with the wooie cut.

“hey what’s the new kids name again”
“i heard his name thomas”
“ aw man you already KNOW he only wears polyester, never steps outside in cotton, patient 0 of the “clap”, extremely and overly popped, AND got 2 dreads with the wooie cut.“
“but i heard he like tokyo ghoul so he a lil valid”

by William Rodgers March 11, 2025

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thomaxxing

Don't be a Thomas. When one plays Marvel Rivals and Brawl Stars 24/7, always on his phone, never has any female interaction, goons all day, easy rage-baiter, never touches a job application, and has a nic addiction.

Person 1: Yo, what you up to later.
Person 2: I'm gonna be thomaxxing all day!

by thomasmarshmellowfag March 12, 2025

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