Man Napkin

The name for a man's pants when he wipes his greasy hands on them.

Him: "Why are the dogs always licking my lap?"
Her: "Well, if you'd stop using your man napkin, then they'd probably leave you alone."

by zImage October 9, 2008

Spider Man

Spider man is when you ejaculate into your hand after intercourse, and then in a very spidey way you throw your sperm onto your girls face and then try to drag her closer to you with all the load hanging between your hand and her face

" Last night I was Spider man while my girl tried to get away, she couldn't "

by GayLórd69 August 15, 2016

Man Loofah

A luscious V of chest pubes that is lathered up with soap and used as a scrubbing tool for a girl to rub her tits on when showering together.

Tim: Hey babe. You want me to wash my man juice off of your tits.

Tara: Sure. Let me use your man loofah though. It exfoliates my skin.

by dlr7xf October 4, 2009

man tea

noun
Tea drank with no sugar or milk.

Joe: Hey man can I hit that coffee?
Jerry: This aint coffee, this is man tea!

by lialee October 4, 2009

Man Gland

Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!

Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?

by Richy Boy January 25, 2005

Man Dildo

A fake vagina used by a male the same way a female would use a dildo.

Brent: I need to jack off. Do you have a warm banana peel I could borrow?
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!

by cheche100notstupid August 12, 2013

Man Shack

A dwelling of rather low quality standards but yet has the basic essentials for any mid 20's bachelor consisting of a front porch, a living/bedroom, a mildly used bathroom, and refrigerator consisting of more beer than any other sort of nourishment. Often times these are trailers that serve only the bare needs of the bachelor to include a place to sleep and a place on the GPS to call home.

Friend 1: "Hey man. What am i going to do? My girlfriend just broke up with me."

Friend 2: "It's ok. Come over to the man shack. At least your life doesn't look any worse than this place."

by Ross2point0 May 8, 2011