tom holland

a guy who isn’t even fit that 13 year old girls who say things like ‘eye-‘ ‘oop-‘ are obsessed about. these ‘stand’ usually claim to be bisexual and have a crush on the ugly actor brie larson who queerbaits all the time.

creepy girl 1: omg it’s tom holland! quackson quackson quackson
tom holland: please leave me alone, this is my grandfathers funeral
creepy girl 1: XD danger noodle!

by liamwh November 2, 2019

Tom Delonge

Tom Delonge is one of the co-lead singers and founders of pop-punk band blink-182 and is the frontman for space rock band Angels And Airwaves. Tom Delonge is also known for founding the popular religion, Delongian.

Hey, Tom Delonge is so bad at singing.

by Lorenzo Vilagirirosa November 18, 2022

tangy tom

An amazing little potato ball of joy and goodness that tastes like tomatoes

Wow Cameron, have you tried these tangy toms

by Frazzmundo March 21, 2016

TOM FRY

A sex god with a huge cock.

also a skinny queen

oi oi that fellas a huge TOM FRY

by cockzilla loves penis May 6, 2021

TOM

Alpha Male with a small ass penis, he likes to take it from the back until he finishes. then he likes to suck the dick of an older male. Stay away from Tom.

Oh is that a Tom

by BIG SHAQ69 October 18, 2021

William Gregory Tom

The WHITEST MAN know to human kind, his pronouns he/him, he has the whitest skin and is very racist . And in his free time he likes playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

"That fucker is a real William Gregory Tom, he hates the blacks!"

by ShitFucker2009 May 19, 2024

Uncle Tom Boy

An African American female that has mostly white male friends and identifies as one of the bros and supports their 'quiet' misogyny and racism.

She used to be captain of the neighborhood softball team, but that Uncle Tom Boy is too good for us since she went off to college.

by Captain Rockso May 19, 2022