A self centered piece of shit , he is the biggest pussy you will meet , also very smart with no altheticism ... he gets no pussy because he’s not the best looking but is a good guy over all also has a problem with smoking.
by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018
Get the Matt blow mug.My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.
by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017
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by QuacksO July 24, 2019
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Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...
Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.
Guy: Did you wash your hands?
Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.
Guy: Did you wash your hands?
by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009
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Get the blow up job mug.When a guy ( usually lying on his back ) receives a blow job and has his ass reamed by a girl at the same time . The reamer has to use at least three fingers for it to qualify as a true ream-n-blow .
After a night of drinking we ended up in the sack and she gave me a long, hard ,deep ,wet , ream-n- blow !!!
by Ream-n-blow May 16, 2018
Get the Ream-n- blow mug.Not quite a tornado but windy enough that no one would accuse you of exaggerating if you claimed a badger just blew by.
Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.
Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.
by BlowingBadgersForReal February 23, 2021
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