1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017
Get the Crotch Potatoemug. Potato is a food used mainly as a projectile that is launched from a toob but is also good if smashed into a pulp with gravy
by DeAceOfAllTrades December 20, 2018
Get the Potatomug. by DinosaurSlayer55 July 22, 2024
Get the Potato Meapmug. by jborg_arts March 1, 2020
Get the Oh my mother's potatoesmug. 
This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025
Get the Bake my potatomug. When you put a raw potato in a cows asshole then you eat the potato and everything else that comes out
by Professional potato bobber May 7, 2018
Get the bobbing for potatoesmug.