Potato

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻

Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “

by That_artsyweirdo November 06, 2019

Potato

Something that is thrown at you

I was hit with a potato

by McDonald's ate Kentucky January 11, 2020

Potato

A child that has been stuffed in a potato sack and brutally murdered while in said sack

Person 1: have you heard of the boy who got a potato
Person 2: yeah I'm hiding my child so they don't get one

by Jimjom33 August 19, 2022

potato

Potato

Potato

by JakeN8tor May 04, 2020

Potato

A gorgeous beautiful girl that looks like Nikita Dragun

“Hey are you Nikita”

“Do you mean potato?
“✨yausss✨“
✨YAUSSS✨

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

by marthapotatobeauty June 05, 2021

potato

A potato is very nice and sweet. A potato can also be mean and obnoxious. I can't decide.

"Look at that potato!"
"OMG she's such a potato"

by PotatoGoddess123 May 10, 2018

Potato

The best thing you can be

IMA POTATO

by Potato~Chan July 10, 2019