Tom Fuckered

Getting fucked up, rowdy, wild

Doing something with no fucks

We sure got Tom Fuckered last night

Let's get Tom Fuckered when we get there

by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

grin fucker

grin fucker is like grin fucking the difference is grin fucker actually put a strategy in play and in time win the grinning contest

good luck explaining your actions to the old grin fucker

by sanxity June 18, 2019

dick-fucker

Dick-fucker is a word to use when you fuck your dick, a name to describe who you really are.

:)

" Dan, you dick-fucker, "
" Dan fucked my dick, he's a dick-fucker, "

by Bob Train March 20, 2023

bee fucker

Someone who fucks bees

If you fuck bees you're a bee fucker because a bee fucker is someone who likes fucking bees. A bee fucker will often deny being a bee fucker, even when caught in the act of bee fucking.

by The Observer (kadenbane) June 30, 2023

Fuckered

A good worker that becomes exhausted!

When I bustered my Arse all day at work so hard that I am now exhausted... you are Fuckered!

by Monty16 October 28, 2022

Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Fucker ass fucker

An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.

They work in the school system, so those fucker ass fuckers get the summer off every damn year.

by iBurnInvitationEdges August 23, 2022