Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."
Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.
by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021
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Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak

A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.
Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
by dan_gleewang January 20, 2021
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sock shaming

When you judge someone for their socks, depending on the characteristics; Size, shape, color, etc.
Girl: what are those?
Guy: legs?

Girl: no the socks
Guy: ARE YOU SOCK SHAMING?
by MasterPalp January 10, 2018
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swollen sock

A swollen sock like the"pink sock" is actually a prolapsed anal cavity that has has intercourse while it is prolapsed an ends up looking like a the bladder of a football hanging down
Had some hectic deep anal an ended up giving em a swollen sock
by swollen sock December 29, 2015
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Sock Kiss

A Sock Kiss is when you put your feet on top of another one’s e.g footsie
Lisa and Chris decided to do a Sock Kiss”
by Floorboard2 January 12, 2022
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February 3rd.

The day where everyone wheres Banana Socks.
“did you hear? its international banana sock day!”
“shoot, i accidentally wore my frog socks!”
by 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓮 March 03, 2021
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socks-and-sandals material

A playful way to suggest someone might not be considered suitable or desirable for a romantic relationship. Implying someone whose style or behaviour might not be considered desirable in a romantic context.
Ew, not Mike, he's such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.
by eghuro January 14, 2024
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