Schrödinger's Sock

A sock puppet, aka sock account, aka sock, is an online identity used for purposes of deception. The term, a reference to the manipulation of a simple hand puppet made from a sock, originally referred to a false identity assumed by a member of an Internet community who spoke to, or about, themselves while pretending to be another person. Schrödinger's Sock is named after social media accounts that may or may not be sock accounts depending on who is asking the unconfirmed owner of a particular account. This term was inspired by a Follow Friday tweet on Twitter.

That bitch is using a Schrödinger's Sock account on Twitter. First she told me that was her real name, but she told Pookie she was using a fake name to catfish dudes.

by shad0wbits February 12, 2021

Wet socks

An awkward, uncomfortable, or unexpected situation.

"Dude, I don't wanna sound rude, but this conversation is kinda wet socks right now."

by Nihplod_ February 14, 2021

Dooky sock

When an unemployed person shits in a sock and puts it on.

It always so squishy when I put on my dooky socks!

by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021

moss sock

when something in a video game goes wrong also used as an insult

dude, that last game was so moss sock

by konii February 27, 2021

Put 't sock on

Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.

Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.

by FinbarSaunders March 2, 2021

International Banana Sock Day

February 3rd.

The day where everyone wheres Banana Socks.

“did you hear? its international banana sock day!”
“shoot, i accidentally wore my frog socks!”

by 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓮 March 3, 2021

Sock sandwich

When you bust a fat nut in a sock then leave it in the freezer for 24 hours. Then make a sandwich and make your slave eat it.

Bro I just made a sock sandwich for my black slave

by Sock_SNADWHICH March 4, 2021