creepy uncle socks

Over the ankle white sport socks worn with Men's Clarks Cotrell Step Slip-On Shoes.
Creepy Uncle Jim wears creepy uncle socks and embarrasses me.
by HLJJ65 February 04, 2020
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beat me down to my socks

The loss of all currency one had on them, usually from being robbed or gambling debts.
Randy and I were playing high stakes tik tak toe. I blew everything that I came with, he beat me down to my socks.
by FL_MEX_FTW March 23, 2023
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Crossing socks

When one gay ties his penis in a knot
by J rx jh fxbhhvgygv October 21, 2019
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Left Sock

Just dump your load in the Left Sock.
by Rusty Nails Shackleford February 10, 2022
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Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."
Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.
by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021
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Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak

A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.
Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
by dan_gleewang January 20, 2021
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sock shaming

When you judge someone for their socks, depending on the characteristics; Size, shape, color, etc.
Girl: what are those?
Guy: legs?

Girl: no the socks
Guy: ARE YOU SOCK SHAMING?
by MasterPalp January 10, 2018
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