Showerheading

To stimulate ones genitals with the water of a shower head.

Did you hear about Elizabeth showerheading in her freshman year??

by gtom September 20, 2010

Showergument

When you are in the shower and you have an imaginary argument in which you are owning the other person with witty comebacks and soul destroying insults.

"I wish my real arguments went as well as my showerguments".

by billgatesog March 7, 2014

showerthought

An idea, thought, or concept that first comes to you when you are taking your morning shower or doing some other part of your morning routine.
Often an epiphany
Often sudden
Often marked by the inability to recall later

"This morning I had a showerthought! I figured out the Flux Capacitor!"

by Kageka January 30, 2009

Showertard

The act of talking to a significant other while you are taking a shower and when there is no response realizing that the other person has left the bathroom and you have been talking to yourself for several minutes.
All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.

"This morning I was washing my asshole and asked Josh if I could go 9 thousand miles without changing my oil--and like he didn't answer and I realized he had left the bathroom, I'm such a showertard!"

by UlyssestheGreat December 15, 2008

showerboat

A combination of a female receiving a golden shower from one person (male) while a second person (male) is motorboating her.

Also known as a Montreal shower boat

Unfortunately, Grace was not up for some showerboating last night.

by J VanderSnoogen September 2, 2011

shuwera

Used to define a mythical character who is all knowing in the areas of sports/sports statistics. Those who are in high ranking of sports pools etc. can be defined as a shuwera.

Q. Did you see that shuwera won the hockey pool again this year?
A. I could only dream of being a shuwera someday.

by Matthew D.B. Smith May 9, 2006

van showen

A cocktail popularized by Seattle technologists and hipsters in the early 2000's consisting of one part vodka, one part whiskey, and one part tomato juice; garnished with celery, parsley, and sea salt. Intended to challenge to the gustatory fortitude of the drinker, legend has it that drinking a van Showen to completion brings seven years of good luck.

That van showen was the best cocktail I've ever had!

by the_tawdry_cawdrey November 28, 2014