shit jacker

Someone who views pornography while taking a shit
Man I was at work today trying to go to the bathroom one of them shit jackers was in there for 30 minutes
by Streetworx June 04, 2018
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chimney this shit

When you hotbox a car and let the smoke out of the sunroof
Yo Eneida chimney this shit.
by TheSlayinMonkey March 26, 2018
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semen shit

after anal sex, the receiver squats and pushes out the semen
...and after i blew my load in her ass, she took a semen shit on my floor...
by Mstr. Bates December 21, 2010
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Blast of Shit

That relentless and persistent, distinctive speck of brown in the toilet bowl that stares at you for days as you are too sick from COVID-19 to clean it up.
I've been staring at that blast of shit for 5 days now! That takes the cake; there isn't enough Clorox in the world!
by Clubie February 01, 2021
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SHIT PICKLER

A person who retains s*** on another person to use as leverage in an argument later down the line which has no relevance.
They have nothing else to attack a person with apart from that 'same old s***'.

What they do not understand is s*** will always be s*** no matter how long it's pickled
"Oh my god, why are you behaving like a shit pickler? It's not relevant anymore get over it Fred"

"Lucy, did he hear Julius starting an argument again with Poppy? I couldn't believe it, bringing up that old fake news, does he not realise that s*** will always be s*** no matter how old it is?"
"Yeah but come on Louise we all know he's the biggest shit pickler around here"

'Stop pickling s*** it's boring get something more relevant jeez'
by P_______A June 03, 2023
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Sussy Shit

When you take a dump while being watched by an impostor
“He just took a Sussy Shit in the Boy’s bathroom.”
by Amogugfard November 19, 2021
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fireball shits

When you take so many Fireball shots, your diarrhea smells and burns like hell.
Yo bruh, my Fireball shits too rough, no brunch!
by America2123 February 28, 2016
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