The problem with this is that it's not that hot in your mouth, but the mix of Capsaicin changes when these 2 spicy foods are combined. The result is a burning hot sensation that goes into your nasal cavity, like you just snorted a lit candle.
Dude, I totally ate a "Green Dragon sandwich" last night, my nose is still burning.
1. A truly innovative twist on the traditional alligator fuckhouse where two gentlemen double penetrate the female subject while rolling down a hill and continuing to maintain insertion
2. A Montgomery Picnic Sandwich is the same thing except all subjects must be immediate relatives
1. Last weekend was so much fun, except I grass burn on my ass from the Louisiana Picnic Sandwich
When an exceptionally dirty person slaps their cock on another person's face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said cock. For added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the "hammed" person's now greasy face.
After the hobo raped that bitch, he gave her the good old Turkish Ham Sandwich.