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reader is a retard
by IFuckingHateEve December 2, 2023
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Retard

1. To brake, to decelerate, to slow down
2a. A person born with a mental condition
2b. An insult commonly used as a synonym to "a stupid person", referring to them as being retarded. (The mental condition, 2a) IT IS NOT A REAL SYNONYM, IT IS ONLY USED AS ONE.
1. "When you drive downhill, you need to retard to not gain too much speed."
2a. "Jeff is a retard, school is very hard for him."
2b. "He consumed a large amount of alcoholic beverages, and has now proceeded to operate a registered motorized vehicle, I consider him to be a retard."
by Huvudpersson July 24, 2017
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Retard syndrome

Someone’s who named sukhneet or goes by Suki

Thinks that she’s normal when actually people thinks she’s retarded and weird. Thinks to much no one likes a over analyzer or someone who just gives headaches
No one wants to sit with Suki cuz she has retard syndrome
by I love pizza February 17, 2025
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Fucking retard

The name you were called at least once if you ever had a sibling.
Me: Hey, Paul what's up?
My brother: Nothing you fucking retard.
Me: k
by peterthemeatbeater April 16, 2018
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Retard

Boy1: What's 1+1?
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.
by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023
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Retard

Jacob : Look at that guy is he okay?
Mark : No Jacob he is disabled and dumb he cannot function like a regular human being he is retarded
Jacob : Damn he really is retarded. Dumb ass nigga
by FreakyFrog January 18, 2023
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Retarding

When your cat gets the zoomies and winds up breaking things
What was that crash!?
Oh that's just peanut being a douchebag

He's retarding
by Chickdoesweirdstuff May 22, 2024
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