humping post 

Good steady source of pussy

I have a steady humping post

humping post by honey lips July 31, 2016

spam-post 

A post that tells or asks people to like, comment and share the post. Typically done with a photo. Spam posts are done with the intention to get likes, comments and replys. It is done alot on Facebook.

Example of a spam-post: "if you think animals are cool like, comment & share this post."

spam-post by T-S&J-H March 27, 2017

Fence Post 

Used to describe a close minded person that will argue for the sake of arguing. They will take a stance against you regardless of the information presented, accuracy is not important. If proven wrong via facts, they will continue to argue and/or attempt to move the conversation to a different topic.

This Reddit user is a fence post. Move along and stop wasting your time.

Fence Post by Kint Macedonia October 29, 2019

Simp Post 

Usually when someone posts something on social media being vulnerable about themselves. It reveals a soft spot about the person that is sappy or embarrasingly sweet. Can be used in a romantically, platonically, or for your family.

Person one: Did you see Jessica's post about her best friends all going to different colleges after graduation?
Person two: Yeah man, it was so long. What a simp post!

Simp Post by andimak2639 March 17, 2020

please let me post this 

if you allow the posting of this you will have the best of luck forever

hey bro, if I post this I'll have good luck forever - please let me post this

please let me post this by FOX DUDE March 18, 2020

in the post 

Where your cheque is

You: "You were meant to pay up last month"
Me: "Chill, its in the post"

in the post by bigpete May 30, 2004

Necro Post 

Having sex with mail sent to you by somebody that is dead by the time you receive the mail.

Hey bro did you fuck that necro post yet because I'm horny.

Necro Post by AdZ2803 December 18, 2008