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Pizza-jerky

Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.

Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...
"Being completely out of Ramen-noodle soup, Dave had pizza-jerky for breakfast".
by StangFtl February 1, 2010
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Mystic Pizza

Mystic Pizza is a term used to describe the fake facade or false representation of items owned, success earned, and the false personas entertainers portray in their content. It is commonly used by rappers, musicians, actors, and social media influencers to acquire more viewership and subscriptions, listeners, and followers.

The term is a reference to the 1988 coming-of-age film “Mystic Pizza’’ starring 20-year-old Julia Roberts in her breakout role. Filmed locally in Mystic, Connecticut. The story centers on the love lives of sisters Daisy (Roberts) and Kat Arujo (Annabeth Gish) and their friend Jojo Barboza (Lili Taylor), who all work in the local pizzeria.

Over the years, the real Mystic Pizza shop, which opened in 1973, has become one of the village’s main tourist attractions. Even 30 years later, most of the filming locations remain recognizable, inside and out, with stories of their own to tell. Displaying the fake persona in which fans of the movie still believe that the story behind the movie was a true story.
I cannot believe she would stoop as low as to pay someone for mystic pizza to get more listeners?!
by Joey Murder June 5, 2024
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Raisin pizza

A general description for an undesirable thing. Like raisins on pizza, the topic is something heavily disliked.
Did you actually see that movie? It was a total raisin pizza.
by Not Donut August 11, 2021
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Pizza

A food I eat at parties, when all the other school lunch sucks ass, or when I wake up late as leftovers.
1. Me: dam this party cool asf *eats pizza* hey that guy has a really cool wig
2. Me: all these other lunch options suck ass imma get the buffalo pizza
3. Me: aw fuck it’s 1:07 welp imm grab sum pizza
by raybeez July 1, 2022
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Leaning Tower of Pizza

The "Leaning Tower of Pizza" is a playful scene where one person is bent over in a quirky and tilted position, while 2 others Eiffel tower them, and the 4th enjoys a slice of pizza while balanced on the back of person 1. This delightful scenario captures a sense of fun and spontaneity, combining a bit of mischief with the joy of sharing a meal, creating a lighthearted moment of unexpected pizza enjoyment.
We had too many people for an Eiffel tower, so we ordered dominos and made the "Leaning tower of pizza".

When you want to get Eiffel towered but also want to share a snack.
by SierraMissedTV December 9, 2024
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Cutting the pizza

Often referred to as cutting the pizza or cutting the men referencing gay anal sex
Oh my God guys do you remember when Brayden got caught cutting the pizza with Robert?
by Cutting the pizza November 28, 2025
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knight in shining pizza

An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)
I don't need a knight in shining pizza they're just perverts
by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021
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