It’s fucking hot, fresh outta the microwave, and when you put it in your mouth it’s roughly the temperature of the sun
by Mikefrombestbuy June 21, 2020
The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.
Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.
Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
by unixfreak October 29, 2022
When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.
by AuburnSass September 24, 2013
When you put a microwaved pizza roll into your mouth and it’s too hot, but instead of spitting it out you just hold it into your mouth while your inner cheeks slowly melt
by totinosdevil June 02, 2018
by JejoMomo February 24, 2016
I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES
by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019
by BigSchlongKing March 12, 2021