Da shameless "dressing it up all pretty and nice" practice of making ill-gotten wealth appear "clean, green, and refreshingly pristine" just like da lovely thick carpet of grass in yer yard, while covering up all of da underlying "dirt" --- i.e., da various "soiled 'n' unclean" methods --- dat were actually employed to obtain said undeserved riches.
As much "dirty money" as Burnie Madeoff MADE OFF WITH and BURNED THROUGH, he'd have needed a bleepin' PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPER to do his money lawndering for him --- merely a regular "seed, fertilize, and water" operation wouldn't cut it in his case, given da colossal degree of HIS financial misdeeds!
by QuacksO January 20, 2021
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by Gmajd October 25, 2015
As per Canadian tradition , rich ass Canadian roofers dip their colored currency in Maple Syrup prior to sticking it to a designated wall in their dwelling , dubbed the "Money Wall". Usually celebrated with a large bag of homogenized milk after every sticky deposit.
I hear Nvidia just launched a new Titan powered by the tears of AMD peasants , quickly scrape off the money wall and lets head to the computer store.
by Milkman Masser September 10, 2015
A good rule to live by meaning if you have no money you should probably not be looking for a honey considering you won't be able to afford going on dates and such.
I'm too broke too date I need to follow the rule No Money No Honey and focus on getting a stable source of income before I start swiping on Tinder all the time again. I don't want to make my partner feel disrespected or neglected, especially during the holidays.
by SassafrassBB January 03, 2022
by JohnDough420 December 12, 2017