social castration

the methodical removal of dissent and masculinity from public discourse via feminine-based terms of service (anti-hate speech guidelines) and feminine policy (diversity, equity, inclusion), enacted by other users
When women call me an incel for saying women would rather date a good looking guy instead of an ugly guy, this is social castration.
by saintsundere August 31, 2024
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Social Castration

The destruction of people’s ability to become socially mature through generations due the increasingly overprotective way we raise our children.
Person 1: I wasn’t allowed to play on the streets in my suburban neighborhood ever when I was a kid!
Person 2: Sounds like social castration!
by gooffahh September 11, 2022
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Social Butterfly

An avant-garde performance art form where individuals showcase their exuberance and celebratory spirit by engaging in the spontaneous and rhythmic act of rapidly flapping their buttocks in public spaces. This unique expression is believed to bring joy, amusement, and gratification to both the performer and unsuspecting onlookers. Not recommended for formal events, unless specifically designated as a 'Buttock Ballet,' this whimsical practice is a testament to the boundless creativity within the human spirit. Disclaimer: Proceed with caution, as social acceptance may vary.
by Agencylament January 08, 2024
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Social Butterfly

Somebody who thinks they are far more popular than they actually are.
Hey that's Kristen. She really is a social butterfly. She'll probably win the award at prom.
by All of Massey December 21, 2017
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social almsing

Social Almsing is a Mutualistic Symbiotic relationship between social networks and charity (alms). That literally means: "two organisms of different species exist in a relationship in which each individual benefits from the activity of the other".
Magnificent Things website promotes social almsing.
by Magnificenthings March 04, 2018
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SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
by Corsters May 20, 2025
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