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Dog nonce

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground
Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce
by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019
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Dog dogger

The dog version of Tiger Fucker. Someone who will serial fuck multiple dogs
"Yo, Brian is a dog dogger. I fucking love that guy"

"Did you hear about that dog dogger serial fucking the neighbors dogs?"
by Doublewidesurprise July 1, 2020
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Dog Fruit

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )
Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound
by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022
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Dog Sauce

The absolute retching smell of a dog (Mazie, you stupid bitch dog)
Person: “What’s that smell?” Me: “Mmmm dog sauce”
by ZRDurmom April 16, 2023
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Dog Creeper

A mild form of stalking which occurs when a dog makes its owner feel uncomfortable by acting weird, sketchy or creepy; staring at the owner for extended periods of time, following the owner from room to room, always wanting to be in physical contact with its owner, obsessively licking and smelling the owner, physically crying when the owner leaves the home.
My Chihuahua is such a dog creeper. Every time I look up she is always close by, sitting and staring at me.

Seriously, my dog must be the creepiest dog creeper ever. I would let her sketchy ass sit next to me all the time if she didn't act all creepy when she did. Bitch is always licking on me like I am a lollipop, and of course you can see in her eyes that it turns her on.
by mydogsgonecrazy November 7, 2012
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Gunner The Dog

Gunner is the most loving and caring dog in the world! He always cheers you up and he gives the absolute best cuddles. He is so adorable! He makes everyone’s heart go: ❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝❤️🥺. Everyone loves Gunner! <3
by Gunner The Dog February 4, 2020
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lawyer dog

When a person is arrested and does not want to be questioned without legal representation, requesting a lawyer dog, or a "lawyer dawg" should stop the questioning until you get your legal representation...unless you are in Louisiana. They dont care about stuff like constitutional rights
The Louisiana Supreme Court has refused to hear an appeal from a suspect who says police should have stopped questioning him after he said, “… so why don’t you just give me a lawyer dog.”
by Lawyerdawg November 4, 2017
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