mom gap

The feeling of being attracted to someone who resembles a family member.

John thinks Julie Bowen is hot, but I don't know how he jumped the mom gap, she looks like his aunt.

by Chamca November 17, 2013

stacys mom

shes all ive ever wanted and ive waited for so long

"stacys mom has got it going on."

by moto.moto.69 August 4, 2019

Joeseph's mom

is a 4'2 milf.

Hey! Did you see Joeseph's mom?
No, why?
She's a milf and she's 4'2!
Wow

by joesephmomlove21 June 3, 2022

your mom

An answer everyone seems to be giving to any question these days. But Little Kids don't seem to get it.

Little Kid: What's the problem!?
Girl:Your mom!
Little Kid: What did you say bout my mom?
Girl: She's the problem!
Little kid punches girl.

by meh.che.meh February 28, 2010

Soccer mom

Type G organism, feeds on misfortune of others and it's main habitat is a family van. Extremely protective of offspring

I literally didn't do anything and this god-damn soccer mom attacked me.

by NeggrusMaximus June 20, 2016

Tomie's Mom

A bitter bitch who throws rocks at children.

Once a Tomie's Mom always a Tomie's Mom.

Today I ran into the biggest Tomie's Mom.

I was at the bar and I saw this lady, she was being such a Tomie's Mom.

by Tomiesmom May 15, 2018

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom is hot

by NateWentRogue August 21, 2022