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obi”s Muffin 

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The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.
"obi”s Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."
obi”s Muffin by ibow November 24, 2021
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kicking the muffin 

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Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.
"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."
kicking the muffin by drygravytrain December 22, 2021
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Thomas English Muffin 

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When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
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Mutha Fucker Muffin Man 

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a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.
Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."

Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."
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My little muffin baby 

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My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D
Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby”
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover”
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What The Muffin 

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A phrase commonly used by BadBoyHalo, the word muffin is used instead of fuck, as Bad doesn’t swear(mostly)
Tommyinnit and Drista vandalized my house again. WHAT THE MUFFIN!
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