take a shower

go do it

Cyraxx: something idk
MusicBizMarty: "take a shower"

by 7568ino December 28, 2024

Hobo Shower

The act of mother nature sprinkling her luscious juices on those damn dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.

I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleway, but now it's ruined. Damn hobo showers.

A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!

by ItsHardyTime February 25, 2011

Holocaust shower

The act of waiting for you victim to start taking a hot shower and sneaking in and pooping letting the steam disperse the smell and locking them in

My wife was being mean and not letting go golfing so gave her a Holocaust shower later that night

by Notonalist March 13, 2024

Road Shower

To spray Febreze Lysol or some room freshener on ones clothing quickly when one doesnt have time to shower.

guy 1: damn i gotta go on a date but i dont have time to shower!
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower

by expertoneverything September 11, 2010

arctic shower

It Is just like the golden shower but you would commit to this act in below freezing conditions. As you begin to let flow your piss will freeze stabbing whoever is dirty enough to let you.

Ronan "hey Marty I'm ready for this arctic shower"

Marty "Oh yes"

by Bumtickles July 6, 2016

Painting the shower wall

When a boy jerks it in the shower.

Mel was very disturbed after she walked in on her brother painting the shower wall.

by HK!! February 28, 2011

Jelly Shower

Intentionally getting stung by jellyfish so someone has to pee on you

he keeps sticking his hand in the jellyfish tank and asking strangers to pee on him as it's a "medical emergency". It's the 4th time this week he's gotten a Jelly Shower

by Jellyshowerluvr February 6, 2022