Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS)

The all-consuming, incomprehensible rage old rich people get when talking how about much Facebook is worth because of how silly they think it is. Specifically applies to the very rich who might invest in it. The Wall Street Journal publishes front-page stories on Facebook stock price while it puts normal company prices in the back, which aggravates the disease.

My boss heard Facebook's janitor bought a new Ferrari and he jumped out the window. Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS) fatality number 489.

Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS) by Tederator March 19, 2011

Facebook Yes 

When you accept an Invitation without any real intention to go.

A : "80 people agreed to come, but no-one came?"
B : " Guess they gave you the Facebook yes.."

Facebook Yes by Ironbug, not logged in. June 2, 2011

facebook whore 

someone who posts status just for attention and or to see how many likes it gets. also acts completely different on the internet than in person. normally a man whore or douche back that only wants ass, yet is still a virgin.

Caleb; DUDE! i just got 56 likes on a status about my broken heart!

Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!

Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!

Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*

Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."

facebook whore by camelcruchinpussymonster69 August 2, 2011

Facebook Celebrity

a person who brags daily on Facebook about how much money they have, but they have never bought a house or luxury car.

"Girl, he's a Facebook Celebrity! Did you see the pictures of his stacks posted on the News Feed?"

Facebook Celebrity by tori95live September 5, 2011

Facebook tracking 

When you post something on Facebook and you constantly hit the refresh button to see if anyone replied back. Regardless of the fact that Facebook would update this on its own.

I posted a really funny joke on Facebook today and really wanted someone to laugh at it too. So I spent an hour Facebook Tracking and no one thought is was funny.

Facebook tracking by Fae Mousse September 19, 2011

Facebook Whore 

A female who post seemingly deep, philosophical comments that they searched for on Google. Also, any posts that make you want to stab the female poster's face, such as: Me and the gurls are so cooooll!! ;) or mirror and raised arm pictures.

Cynthia is a bitch, well, a Facebook Whore I guess whoreface

Facebook Whore by aidsface45 June 24, 2012

Facebook Blast 

When everyone posts the same post at once

John: AT 7pm everyone Facebook Blast "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
(7PM comes and everyone "blasts facebook newsfeeds" with "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"

Facebook Blast by Mr. Munster October 9, 2014