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egg chops

Person 1: I'll have egg chops please.
Person 2: What's egg chops?
Person 3: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EGG CHOPS ARE???
by AbalashBashkala December 22, 2022
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Egg Smasher

Taken from the quote "don't put all your eggs in one basket"

An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.
Egg Smasher: I found another egg last week she's coming close to cracking.
by SanishPoe November 3, 2015
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Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.
"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"
by anonymous June 30, 2024
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Egg

It can hurt you it can hug me you can kill everybody we can set everybody on fire warship it warship the egg
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Porno egg

An egg cooked so well the yoke squirts out when eating it
I had a porno egg sandwich today it squirted over my hoodie
by Stan Stanley stanforth January 12, 2021
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Egg the opposite sex

The egg is when you pee right before you cum, Or vice-versa.
"dude I totally egged her face!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"
by EliteRedemption December 20, 2020
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NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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