Cock Moth

To be cock mothed is when your neglectful moth super villain dad cock blocks you/ being cock blocked by a moth.

"You go dude! cockmoth those motherfuckers!"

"Some mother fucker cock mothed me"

"my dad totally cockmothed me last night"

by Adrixmoth3000<3 September 27, 2020

cobra cock

Jake Ferguson

Damn that's that's a thick Cobra Cock you got there.

by Shlongdestory69420 January 26, 2018

Cock Throb

A hot sultry female

"She's a total Cock Throb, I need her on my dick"

by AlphaWolfBdsm October 20, 2020

clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.

Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!

by Black Cocksmith June 16, 2017

Neti Cock

The act of shooting one's cum into the nasal passage of the subject, thus filling the sinus cavity with a salty solution to draw the mucus out of the sinus.

Anna: I was really stuffed up until Phil gave me some Neti Cock. I haven't been able to breathe like this in a long time; Sure beats swallowing!

by team boomstick October 7, 2011

cock cloud

The act of masturbating and going outside during the winder time, letting the penis release a puff of hot steam.

dude, grant just walked out of our monthly tea party to release a cock cloud into the wild... thats fucked up dude.

by StinkyBro July 25, 2020

cock diaper

a condom you wear outside of intercourse to prevent cum or precum stains on your underwear/pants.

"Damn, if our cleaning lady keeps doing that I'll have to start wearing a cock diaper at work."
"My date was so hot I came in my pants. I wish I had a cock diaper that night!"

by azz_ May 14, 2013