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Noah Christian Park

A boy with this full name is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is very funny and not to mention HOT, he’s really nice and will always be there for you. He is very popular and has lots of friends. Never reject a Noah.
Omg Noah Christian Park is soooooo 🥵!
Omg Ik!!
I’m going to ask him out today.
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Christian

Christian is a beast
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Christian

Christian is a very funny person. If he wants, he can literally cheer you up at any time. You can make the craziest experiences with him, hes a man that pulls adventures to him like a magnet. Hes great and fast at making friends and usually doesnt regret it so he has a lot of friends. But you cant really have a serious conversation with him. He will always make jokes. You also cant argue with him. He makes you feel like you are out of words when you try to discuss with him. He takes things out of context and forgets birthdays.
Person 1: Hey, do you know Christian?
Person 2: yeah ofc who doesnt know him.
by Qtchaeli January 26, 2019
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Christian

A delusional magical thinker and victim of the paternalistic death cult known as Christianity, which is a belief system historically used to justify social division, economic domination, torture, and murder, and continues to have a major negative impact globally; numerous prominent Christians are politically aligned to the extreme right, to the point of fascism. Christians use magical thinking to justify and normalize numerous anti-social behaviors, some of which are racism, sexism, and homopobia, and to excuse personal participation in what they call 'sin'. Christians often deny reality and are anti-science, believing such things like the world was created 3000 years ago, or that the world is flat. Christians are judgemental and antagonistic, often referring to themselves as 'warriors' or 'armed with the word of God', and seek to overcome opposition by force. On the internet, they invade and swarm social media sites, harass online content creators, and attempt to dominate by being overly vocal.
Fundamental Christians found my blog. I have to change my email.

My childhood was abusive; my parents were fundamentalist Christians.

Christians used to burn people alive. They still burn books.
by Omniv0r March 10, 2022
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Christianity Yellow

CJ
Oh wassup queen CJ, aka Christianity Yellow
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Christian

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christian rizznaldo

someone who got mad rizz and plays soccer
damn he rizzing her up ok christian rizznaldo”
by christian..rizznaldo December 8, 2022
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