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tight as a nuns bum

This saying relates to the Sound of Music . In a deleted scene Baron Von Trapp finds away around Julie Andrews vowels as a nun leaving her front bum pure.
This jam jar won't open, it was as tight as a nuns bum.
by Smalley 2 Shits November 16, 2016
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Bum-ling-aling

'A piece of shit'
'Your a piece of bum-ling-aling'
You smell like bum-ling-aling'
by Franzzle, Flannel, Cantannel January 19, 2009
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Pokey bum wank

An act of masturbation where you put your legs over your head and poke yourself in the bum
I was going to have a pokey bum wank today but I'm going to Spencer's house
by Pls1234 February 3, 2017
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Bum Dick Breath

Triffelin hoe who doesn't care who's dick, how many dicks, or where those dicks have been. Her only goal is a dick in the face. And enjoys keeping those rewards for as long as possible by not brushing, flossing, or rinsing. Then proceeds to engage in as much group contact and conversation as possible so she can brag by exuding her bum Dick Breath on all. All of which she does while exclaiming she's not that kind of girl.
Jesus Christ can you believe that bitches bum Dick Breath. Seriously she should go talk to a wall or get into a fight with a toothbrush. What a foul ass hoe.
by 69hammy69 February 17, 2022
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Up The Bum Drunk

When you get so drunk that you unwillingly agree to anal sex.
by Vicki bum January 25, 2009
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Rod the Beach Bum

A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".
How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.
by Jeremy E January 17, 2008
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bum ba clut

a black word. Or jamacian or a rude word
shh hut yr bum ba clut
by poo300 December 11, 2007
mugGet the bum ba clutmug.

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