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big bum theory

A concept of space-time in direct correlation of the famous novel The Lorax, in which rules over the lands of the Universe on a plane of balls called a Pool Table. He is retained from the modern being called a God, and is referred as being the mortal spirit that created the universe. The great wars fought out between the Onceler and the Lorax in the battle of Thneedvile caused the ferocious violence between the two famous nations. After the great battle, the Lorax was victorious, bringing home the lands of reality into a place the mere mortals renamed to "The Universe". He refrains from elaborating any further, and as such will not come out in the place that will be hidden in the darkness...
Have you heard of the Intellectual who wrote the Big Bum Theory?
by Gods upon the Lorax May 20, 2022
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Pine-cone bummed

Pine-cone bummed is when you have a slightly sharp bum which you use as a weapon. Could also be used to dig or to show off to other pine-cone bummed beings. 👍 you rock!
I pine-cone bummed the tree!
by Grolocofrail December 19, 2021
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Bum cheek buddies

When you sit on a toilet after someone has been on it and the seat is still warm..
Damn bro.. This seat is still warm, I guess I'm bum cheek buddies with fat Larry now...
by CuriousSamIam October 14, 2021
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Bum Dick Breath

Triffelin hoe who doesn't care who's dick, how many dicks, or where those dicks have been. Her only goal is a dick in the face. And enjoys keeping those rewards for as long as possible by not brushing, flossing, or rinsing. Then proceeds to engage in as much group contact and conversation as possible so she can brag by exuding her bum Dick Breath on all. All of which she does while exclaiming she's not that kind of girl.
Jesus Christ can you believe that bitches bum Dick Breath. Seriously she should go talk to a wall or get into a fight with a toothbrush. What a foul ass hoe.
by 69hammy69 February 17, 2022
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Rod the Beach Bum

A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".
How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.
by Jeremy E January 17, 2008
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Up The Bum Drunk

When you get so drunk that you unwillingly agree to anal sex.
by Vicki bum January 25, 2009
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bum ba clut

a black word. Or jamacian or a rude word
shh hut yr bum ba clut
by poo300 December 11, 2007
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