Banana split 

when an individual wearing a dress and thong is standing and accidentally defecates and the turd is cleanly sliced in half lengthwise by the string of the thong before falling to the ground.

"That cold brew coffee went straight through me. I gotta get to a bathroom quick or I'm gonna make a banana split."

Banana split by Havanabanana May 31, 2017

banana block 

To block a penis from going into a hole

Matt I'm going to banana block you because its so small.

banana block by Bigbanana696969 August 1, 2017

banana peel fairy

A magical creature that breaks into your home at night when you sleep with a banana peel under your pillow. The fairy then takes the banana peel and proceeds to eat a sleeve of ritz crackers in your bed next to you, leaving crumbs everywhere.

I cant wait for the banana peel fairy to crumb up my bed tonight. Fuck yea!

banana peel fairy by workshoedick August 1, 2017

Banana Bread Homeschooler 

Someone who is overly clean-cut, socially awkward and/or lame.

And if the term itself wasn’t insulting enough already, it can be used as an actual clean-cut insult.

“Sally is so weird. She doesn’t know how to interact with people and she never does anything fun. I guess that’s not surprising though since she was homeschooled. She’s literally a banana bread homeschooler.”

“We’re going over to Kevin’s tonight to hang out, you should come.”
“Nah, I’m tired so I think I’m just gonna go home.”
“Come on, man. Don’t be a banana bread homeschooler.”

Banana Bread Homeschooler by Urban Power December 13, 2017

banana bags 

Condoms

Yo bruh, we gon’ fuck some fine ladies tonight, just need to hit up 7/11 for some fresh banana bags. Keepin’ the dick clean son.

banana bags by Iateyourpetfish May 7, 2018

banana 

weed for tongue

i'll give u a banana like a minion

banana by sgyhsg December 1, 2018

BananaFox314 

That trash kid that always ends up on your team in six siege he will be on your team even if you're platinum and hes bronze. hes the kid using Mira with 2 shotguns and not placing a single mirror.

BananaFox314 sitting in garage again.

BananaFox314 by smart 138 iq man May 9, 2019