Anal Tears

Diarrhoea, severe Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.

Had a right dodgy kebab lastnight, made my arse cry this morning, it cried anal tears.

by PantsofSor April 27, 2008

Anal bifida

When you get reemed and your anus turns into a red sock, and gets pushed back in

Hey what's up matt you anal bifida

by The_whispering _eye September 2, 2019

anal bleed

"anal bleed" The term used for someone whom is a drain upon society/germ. A peasant of such non desirable form that they're resemblance is that of claret from the sphincter.

anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog

"That guy is an anal bleed... he got kicked out for biting the security"
anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog

by Banjo84 June 3, 2016

Anal Beans

When you strain too hard and multiple piles pop out l. Anal Beans

I took a fat shit and now I have anal beans

by Peglessnoodle June 23, 2020

Oral Anal

Whenever someone’s words metaphorically go into your ass substituting anal beads

I have oral anal when I listen to Alec Benjamin because of how beautiful his voice is.

by Oofol November 10, 2018

Anal urination

Type of diarrhea coming in the form of a solid liquid stream

As a result of the particularly awful stomach bug, I found myself experiencing anal urination

by Riddler007 February 2, 2015

tactical anal

The art of making a gilly suit for you penis hiding in the bushes outside your girlfriends window then patiently waiting for her to bend over and tie her shoes...you strike at dawn

If it wasn't for tactical anal I would still be a virgin

by A narcoleptic walrus July 3, 2015