Polish monster

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!
by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019
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Squelch-monsters

Strange noises & sounds heard when occupying a cb radio, involving major static. Within the static, if you've been subjected to sleep deprivation ,which can cause you to hallucinate ,you may begin to hear strange people talking strange things. It's a very strange type of experience.
That chick was high on drugs & begin to hear squelch monsters & didn't realize she only needed to turn the channel dial on the cb radio back to ch 19 to get clear output & not hear them squelch-monsters provide such distorted content.
by Isris~Sebastián July 22, 2022
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monster chugger

noun;

a person who's daily water intake comes from the first ingredient on the back of a can of monster. usually roid-raging douchebags who bench 225 once and think they're hot shit. you can find them in one of 2 places; either in a 7/11 harassing some poor minimum wage worker, or passed out in the back alley after challenging someone who knowns how to fight TO a fight. typical attire includes tanktops, baggy pants, shitty mohawks or buzzcuts, and of course it will have the monster logo on it.

bands include: five finger death punch, godsmack, pantera, kid rock, etc.
Mike: "Jeremy! JEREMY!!! Turn your stupid ass fucking music down, you synthol-loving monster chugger!"
Jeremy: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO, BRO? HUH? BITCH!!"
by elgoberman October 02, 2023
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monster chugger

(n)
A very hardcore and conceited person who drinks at least two monsters a day. They are usually douchebags who are extremely athletic and energetic. They view themselves as the coolest most awesome people on the planet. They constantly have energy and usually die at a young age due to the large intake of chemicals. Most monster chuggers are extremly manly and don't shower often. They also have heavily gelled spiky hair and only wear shorts and sweatpants.
" Dude thats your seventh monster, your becoming a monster chugger this needs to stop."
by d'naal December 29, 2009
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Veggie monster

Fat ginger veggie who has a questionable relationship with his sister (humf) he is also known as Fanta pubes
Veggie monster went to miss shaw after crying like a bitch
by Tuckerbro123 July 19, 2021
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Cunnie monster

A guy / girl that feeds on pussy
by Cocknose April 18, 2021
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big giant orange monster

A big giant monster is a monster that is really big and evil to humans. they like to be alone. The big giant orange monster is the enemy of the ninja team from episode 1. They eat plastic and wood. The only thing the humans could do smething good to them is giving them food because they like to eat a lot!
I saw a big giant orange walking.
I studied how the big giant orange monster are.
by ASFMF March 07, 2020
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