Paul

Usually sourcing from Bradford Doesn't trust many people unless you’re from Bradford, Car salesman by day taxi driver by night and also fucking hard as nails, eats nuts and bolts for brekky and washes it down with a can of WD40. Can be seen driving a Beaten up Vauxhall vectra or a Volvo v40 estate, you know the kind with a taped on bumper and 100k+ miles on the clock.

Me: Paul it’s you’re day off today?
Paul: You can’t make money sitting at home

Me: That’s Paul for ya

by MrBradford123 November 24, 2021

Jean Paul Gaultier

Where you cut off your arms and legs and make hardcore nugget porn

“Hey baby let’s do a Jean Paul Gaultier”

by CurrentlyCharizarding March 29, 2024

Pulling a Paul

Going to Waffle House or a similar establishment during the day or completely sober. This typically is a sign a person is completely insane or very old.

Jake: I saw John last night Pulling a Paul at Waffle House!
Gino: Hahaha, that's funny, but why were you at Waffle House last night?

by ScepticalSapien November 3, 2021

Logan Paul

The person to search after watching the KSI VS Logan Paul fight 2 and claims he lost because he was "sick"

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Hey did u see Logan Paul. Yeah he lost because he was "Sick"

by LT_LeoLikeWaffle on YouTube November 21, 2019

Jake Paul

A cringey, stupid, dumb fucked up hoe nigga that needs to be stopped. A cancerous youtuber. Please STOP Jake Paul.

Teacher : Why were you in the hospital for 1 month and your ears are bleeding!
Me : Because I listened to Its Everyday Bro by Jake Paul
Teacher : OMG

by DOCTOR FUNNY November 6, 2017

Paul

he loves science like physics, chemistry, and alcohol

Paul

by Kinder plastic santa claus November 22, 2021

Paul

A person that loves the taste of toenails, someone who cant grow hair or draw feet. He keeps getting insulted at school and threatened but keeps forgetting to bring the brown pants. He thinks drinking out of a star wars mug is cool.

Person 1: Yo do you see that person with the star wars mug?
Person 2: That's definitely a Paul

by russiancommie418 December 15, 2021