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your rugs are falling out 

an expression; used to imply that a person is acting madly or has said something absurd
x: i really love the smell of poop
y: dude, your rugs are falling out

Your Mom 

Your mom
Your Mom by giantthings December 5, 2014

Your Mom 

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.
Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.
Your Mom by mister83e February 4, 2015

your mom 

the woman who every single person on xbox live banged
i just banged your mom

your mom is a hoe, i banged her
your mom by jbur23 March 8, 2015

Your Dick Is Talking

A man saying something extremely stupid about a girl
Ex: "Nicki Minaj's ass is real"

"Bro, your dick is talking"

your mom 

your mom
at the theme park she asked the ticket taker I wanna ride your mom again
your mom by the annoying orange October 8, 2016