University of Queensland 

Closely related to the word hermaphrodite, people attending this university stage personal vendettas to dislodge the credibility of other university’s in an attempt to make the word of a higher importance. Although the universities achievements as small as they may be are only recognised in the state of Queensland from witch the university originated. The hermaphrodite orientated word discredits the fact that this is of any relevance.

e.g. lady gaga is a university of queensland.

University of Queensland by Peter Garret July 27, 2011

University of Second Choice 

1) UCLA.

2) An incorrect nickname given to the USC, University of Southern California, by insecure UCLA students who don't want to admit that they're inferior.

I was accepted to both USC and UCLA, and gladly chose to attend USC.

UCLA was my university of second choice. An inferior safety school. Yuck.

University of Second Choice by Tommy Trojan January 5, 2007

University of Utah 

Only the coolest college in Utah where a bunch of people come from out of state for no other reason than its a damn cheap school.
Also the only place in Utah to get a half decent education.

a conversation between two University of Utah students
1st student: Hey where are you from?
2nd student: New York..
1st student: So what brings you to the U of U?
2nd student: Its damn cheap.

University of Utah by trentR September 25, 2005

north side university 

The Community College of Allegheny County, North Side (read: ghetto) campus. The college choice of slackers, underachievers, poor students, old people, public school grads, etc. Many people go there with the intentions of transfering to a four year school but never do. Those who can't hack it, ccac it.

" I go to North Side University. Oh, you've never heard of it? It's a highly prestigious institution. Yes, very small. Well-kept secret.. No, no its not a comumunity college. Pshh"

north side university by yomammarama April 8, 2008

University of Alabama in Huntsville 

The best school in Alabama for Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering. While you went off to Auburn or Alabama-Tuscaloosa we decided to stay in Huntsville, save money, make money. By the time you come back from your party school most of the people at UAH will already have houses and cars. In fact, a UAH grad might be your boss with our already 4 years of working experience. (Only in respect to Aerospace and Mechanical, we are shit at everything else).

Quickly growing despite our old and decaying buildings (ENGINEERING AND TECH HALL, I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU) while new buildings are being built for faculty and staff. Students like to complain about parking, classes, and how boring it can be here.

We do not have football at this school. Instead, we have HOCKEY!

The girls at this school are tenfold better than whoever posted on here about UAH in 2005. We can credit this to the rising star of UAH, the Nursing program.

UAH Guy 1: "I go to the University of Alabama in Huntsville"
Old Guy 1: "Wow that school is hard"
UAH Guy 1 "It sure is"

UAH Guy on Reddit: "There is no damn parking here"
Random Guy: "Literally every college complains about parking your school is not any different"

University of Alabama in Huntsville by LittleCheezDog June 4, 2019

Northeastern University 

a "practice oriented" , $40K per year university in the ghetto of boston, full of rich white kids who don't accept people different from them (by the way, im white)

"Eww... I don't like all these ugly people we go to school with"
"Wow, are you intolerant, its kids like you who give us white kids a bad name."

Northeastern University by loveyous January 21, 2004

Miami University 

Known as the 3rd best university in Ohio, as reported by US and World News, behind top ranked Ohio State University and Ohio University. A mid-sized university located in Oxford, OH. More than 120 years older than The University of Miami in Florida.

Known for its Hockey team, and well-ranked business programs, and known as a college with little diversity and a reputation of egotistical students.

Contrary to reports, the University is ranked more than 20 spots behind The Ohio State University in the US and World News Report of the nation's best colleges. The median family income of the student's families is also 7% lower than those that attend Ohio State.

Miami University has a bigger ego than IQ.

Miami University by Ohio Reporter November 10, 2009