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LaPorte Middle School

a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)

people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.

racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.

La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.

the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.

if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.

if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.

the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.

there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.

have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.

you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023
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Transit Middle School

A #1 middle school in East Amherst who easily overpowers other middle schools because they are sore asses and write stupid shit on this website
Oh the guy above is ranting about Transit Middle School? He must go to Casey or Dodge!
by JustYourStupidIdiot January 6, 2022
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Ridley Middle School

The food is terrible. At least a fight a week. Walk into the boys bathroom at any time of the day there's will be someone smoking. Piss on the floors of the boys bathroom. But hot bitches. Nice lunch ladies. And school whores.
Ridley Middle School is hell and heaven combined
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Lincoln middle school

The best of the 4 Lincolnton schools where we are not racist cousin fuckers like west or suck at football and wrestling like north and we ain't rich ass snobs from east. We the better school
U hear about Lincoln middle school?

Yeah it's the best middle school in lincoln county
by That_one_redhead_kid February 26, 2021
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walsh middle school

a middle school for rich kids who are cocky and really good athletes. p.s. if u hear someone say y’all there, it’s 100% normal.
did u hear how walsh beat cedar valley?
wow, walsh middle school is good at sports
by katie patatie October 20, 2019
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Barrington Middle School

This school is filled with gays and wannabes. Mainly either trying to be country or trying to be ghetto. Mainly filled with nic addicted idiots that only drink peace tea
by ohvel nator September 8, 2021
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