Reali-tea

The simplest expression of milky caffeinated beverages to take off the bitter edge of reality.

- Would you like some tea?
- Sure
-What kind?
-Just reali-tea

by FreeMason1234 June 12, 2021

Afternoon Tea

When bong water comes up through the hole into your mouth hole

damn dawg i was hitting that bong earlier and ended up having afternoon tea

by poopfartbuttmotherfuck February 25, 2022

Served tea

Always gets you on the one uppers that make you think they're smarter than you are.

Burn! You just got served tea

by Everything Nicer July 30, 2021

Tea

Kelvin
A 6’2 lightskin jamaican Nigerian fine man

Kelvin’s so tea

by Crickkkkkk May 14, 2024

her body tea

“her body tea” just means your complimenting someone else's body, saying they have nice curves, big butt, and/or big boobs.

Ex:
Fan: Gypsy rose is too pretty!! And her body tea.
Fan 2: Right, i just seen her insta post! Sis is snatched😍!

by bigbrowdaswitch January 8, 2024

Red Tea

A phrase referring to having sex with your girlfriend while she's on her period

"Brooo we had the best red tea last night, we had to replace our brand new sheets dawg"

by cokercola... November 28, 2023

Montana sweet tea

A spitter bottle, full of that dark chew spit.

Don't drink that it's "Montana sweet tea".

by Montana gentleman's club October 7, 2018