Dooky sock

When an unemployed person shits in a sock and puts it on.

It always so squishy when I put on my dooky socks!

by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021

Schrödinger's Socks

When your pounding your homies cheeks but wear socks so it's not homosexual.

Bro, it's not gay wearing socks you can call it

"Schrödinger's Socks".

by Stelathy September 7, 2021

Pulling up your socks

The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".

"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."

"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"

"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."

by the Mixican Joker November 21, 2024

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

Socks

Socks are stinky. They are as stinky as my school. They stink from miles away.

WARNING: never smell your socks

Omg my room stinks

As much as my smelly socks? I dont think thats possible

by SimsonLife November 20, 2021

sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid

that fag is a sock glove

by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010

Pink Sock

When having anal sex and the object of penetration (penis, bottle, etc.) Is removed too quickly and causes anal prolapse.

When he pulled his penos out too fast he gave her a pink sock.

by anonymous November 9, 2020