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Shot his cock off

Description of someone who has suffered very uncomfortable financial losses.

The losses need to be of a serious scope relative to the persons net worth for someone to have shot their cock-off.
Barry leveraged-up his holiday-pad on the coast into one of those Enhanced-Income Yield Funds.

He is leasing a 42 Footer and a 911.

Barry has shot his cock off
by DonPaullo April 23, 2009
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giz a shot of your laces

A word used by someone of the scumbag origin who really wants to steal your footwear.
"Here bud giz a shot of your laces or ill bleedin kill ye RIGH"
by JimmyC October 30, 2003
mugGet the giz a shot of your lacesmug.

Red Eye Shot

A drink originating in Sioux Falls, SD, named after The RedEye Bar it was invented in, appearance, and for its affects post consumption. Served in a plastic power bomb shot glass, you fill the center shot with UV Cherry Vodka and fill the outside ring with NOS Energy drink. The shot will look like a red eye. Created at a time before a negative correlation between energy drinks and alcohol was established, this shot represents the true epitome of the dangers presented with combining both items. Caution is strongly advised: If consumed in moderate to large quantities the imbiber will develop blood shot eyes.
Mike: What do you feel like doing tonight? Are you up for a drink after work?
Jack: The red-eyed Coyote will appear in the RedEye Bar at the far end of town.
Mike: Oh man, I'm not sure I can handle another night of Red Eye Shots!
by Surpriselove June 19, 2018
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pile driver money shot

It is when you are having sex in the "pile driver" position. The man applying the "pile driving" then pulls out to cum all down the face and tits of the person that is upside down in the pile driver receiver position. Because the receiver is in the upside down position, all the cum that shoots onto her tits, will still drip down onto her face.
I got so excited pile driving my girlfriend while she was upside down with her ass and pussy in the air, that I pulled out to cum, and all the cum sprayed downward all over her face and tits. The "pile driver money shot" makes the best cum on face.
by whtronin February 18, 2018
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Yeet Smack One Shot

The art of getting the shit smacked out of u so hard u fly 30 feat in the derection your facing
"I Yeet Smack One Shot a guy the other day off a railing"
by SnaggingElk02 February 22, 2022
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Shoot Yo Shot Day

Shoot yo shot day is a day to shoot your shot with your crush/someone you like (tell them you like them).
Friend #1: "dude ashley! today's Shoot Yo Shot Day! are you gonna tell justin you like him?"
ashley: "no way dude he likes someone else..."
by cherryboompop May 28, 2018
mugGet the Shoot Yo Shot Daymug.

San Francisco Cum-Shot

This is where a male fills his urethra with Doctor Pepper and ejaculates on their companion's face.
Last night my boyfriend gave me a San Francisco cum-shot.
by EconomyCrusher February 12, 2022
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