Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich

When a girl has a yeast infection and you take two slices of bread. put it over her vag and take a bite of the yeast infection. mmmmmmmmhmmm tasty good

fat people soft shelled crab sandwich good looks cook

by Masta Piz April 19, 2009

Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo

When two people are side by side (guys or girls) and an abundance of jizz is strewn throughout both pubic regions. A 3rd person then proceeds to eat the jizz out of both pubic patches.

Person 1: What are you having for dinner?
Person 2: I'm having the protein rich Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo!

by BoomGorillaFace November 14, 2010

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

apply peanut butter to your penis and put jelly on a girl's pussy then proceed to have sex

me and this chick made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich last night

by eaknasty February 21, 2009

New York Ham Sandwich

This sexual act is performed when a boy puts his penis between his boy/girlfriend's buttocks, and then proceeding to suck it . It resembles a hot dog. The term "ham sandwich" is created because the boy's penis is the ham, and the buttocks are the two pieces of bread making the sandwich.

I just had a New York Ham Sandwich with Jane!

by xtremelampshade February 4, 2009

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

When one man gives another man a BLOW JOB!!!

My dad just gave his shim a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

by Do Rick nasty September 27, 2014

Sour Patch Sandwich

A delicious treat, made with two pieces of whole wheat bread, mayonnaise, and sour patch kids. To be enjoyed by drunk pledges across the country.

Yo bitch, I'm starving. Make me a sour patch sandwich.

by bigsandk3 April 20, 2009

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

US delicacy believed to be the origin of the weight problem in American today.

Mom did you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to go with my burger king fries for my mid afternoon snack.

by British person September 19, 2003