Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

The Charlize Roberts

having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.

The Charlize Roberts... simple

by PRESS ADD PLEASE!!! August 25, 2020

Michael Joseph Robert White

Michael Joseph Robert White is a great father and a great friend if you have one of these in your life don’t let them go!! <3

Me:Hey dad

Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father

by Dont.mess.w.me February 14, 2021

National Kill All Rapers Day

Please, make this a thing.

Tiktok: crepebunny

"Lets celebrate National Kill All Rapers Day by getting knives and killing assaulters!"

by belladahuman May 6, 2021

naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!

"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"

by robert himself November 22, 2021

Mythical Rat Raper

The Mythical rat raper is a very dangerous animal they originate from Nigeria. They came from a lab which they were mutated from a kangaroo and a venomous snake. Their name is Mythical rat raper because they come out of their holes at night and go after rats to breed with them. After they breed with the rats they bite them on the neck and kill them instantly with their neurotoxin that’s how they Lure them in. The mythical rat Raper is a extremely dangerous animal they can kill a dog in less than 30 seconds

Those mythical rat rapers are very dangerous

by Bigballer2652 January 17, 2022

maia grace robertson

most sexy, beautiful, kind, hilarious, just overall amazing human being ever. lerb that lady

damn, maia grace robertson is so pretty i am DROOLING!

by cootxhie_itxh May 31, 2022