flacid punch

when so smack someone with your soft penis

my girl loves a nice flacid punch

by Therealkei May 23, 2016

Stiff Punch

Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.

I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.

by d_dbn October 9, 2021

Goblin Punch

Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".

Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"

"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."

by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022

Carolina Muck Punch

The act of dipping your fist in olive oil and pepper flakes and shoving it into another’s butt hole.

An intense Carolina Muck Punch was healthily administered to the missbehaving inmates.

by Borgus shmord May 5, 2025

mouth punch

To punch another individual with your mouth, on their mouth. Can also be called "kissing".

"God, Matt is so fucking hot I just want to mouth punch him."

by munchies4urbass January 24, 2014

Mouse Punch

Smacking someone in the face with your erect penis

I mouse punched my girlfriend
Hey do you want a mouse punch
Can I give you a mouse punch

by Pervington August 31, 2022

Verbal punching bag

Someone who you talk to, make jokes to or have discussions with for 6 hours or longer. Normally a co-worker or best friend.

Man, I used Cindy as my verbal punching bag for 7 hours

by Bahbah black 🐼 July 7, 2017