you: leaves
Friend 1: yo he left his computer open
Friend 2: lets look up gay midget porn on his computer
Friend 1: yo he left his computer open
Friend 2: lets look up gay midget porn on his computer
by IDefinatelyDontLikeMen December 30, 2022
When people sexually touch their belly button for other people's pleasure. Two people take sexual actions upon themselves to pleasure each other threw the belly button by licking or fucking the inside of a belly button
by Bellyfuckme October 15, 2016
A person who is amazing at crafting words and anecdotes. I am coining this term especially for my friend Dave.
by troubleroo January 11, 2016
when your man gets 15 tb of pure hentai on a hard drive with a slice of memes from Diego's meme addiction with segers attention span.
by tommythecommie May 14, 2021
Hey man, I can hear those girls screaming from the other room you need to adjust your Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)
by D4soni March 01, 2011
Porn that you only watch during sex with an attractive women when you are trying not to cum. This type of porn normally consists of flaccid black men tag teaming overweight tattoo riddled white women while thier husbands sit in the corner eating nerds and pulling on thier tiny cocks.
Man: O shit baby! Your ass is so hot that I’m not gonna be able to hold out for you to cum again!
Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig Cuck Porn of Bort & Big K!
Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig Cuck Porn of Bort & Big K!
by Johnny be good 69 February 18, 2022
SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"
SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."
SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."
SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 06, 2006