ponk

to whore, bitchslap, disgrace, own

cookie will now ponk bronto

by cookie October 9, 2002

Pontoon

A beast of a word used by old pedophiles use to entice children into there bedrooms.

Old Man: "OOOOOOOOOH PONTOOOON"

by Charles Of Nazereth December 30, 2004

Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

by Elliot Smooth E June 15, 2008

pontiac grand prix

While the newer models have become more respectable and attractive, the models from the early 90s prove that Pontiac did not focus on form or function in its design. They are known to be unreliable, and are very unstable at speeds above 80 mph. The transmission is short-lived, and in third gear the entire ride will shake when your foot is not on the accelerator. The newer models have also improved the color options. They have expanded the spectrum to include more than just vintage-white, metallic aqua (made extremely popular by its cheap price due to it being extremely tacky), red, blue, and black.

Phil - "Hey Chris, can we take your 1992 Pontiac Grand Prix to school?"
Chris - "Nah, last time I tried to drive it, it broke down on the highway"
Phil - "Oh yeah... I forgot my bike would get me more chicks AND it would get me there faster"

by Pat Malloy September 16, 2008

Ponger

A young man who chooses a lifestyle of playing beer pong with his boyfriends as opposed to spending quality time with hot chicks.

Man, Matt is such a ponger, he has that smoking hot chick named Kelci and he'd rather go to the bar and hang with those dud friends of his instead.

by Tomgunn July 30, 2010

Italian pony

1.an italian man who thinks hes the stallion but really isnt...

2.an italian man who is hung like a pony instead of a horse

3.Guido

italian ponys are wack

by !xabile August 17, 2008

Jamaica Pond

Jamaica Pond is part of the Emerald Necklace in Boston, and it is located in Jamaica Plain. Jamaica Pond, aka "JP pond" or simply "the pond", is a paradise to the few teenage JP residents that appreciate the pond's history, and it's promise for an adventure. The pond is beautiful, and it's black water is generations full of secrets. The pond is a great home but is also very welcoming to those who are not indigenous to JP, so I recommend you check it out.

Hilary: Hey, what's going on later?
Gabe: Pond tonight?
Sydney: Absolutely
Brian: The pond is my favorite!
Jay: Yeah man - so clutch.
Nikoi: The pond is like a beautiful woman...
Dustin: How about we try something new?
Nicco: Nah man, you crazy!! Jamaica Pond is daa sheeeeet

by thehungryhungrycaterpillar March 12, 2011