An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.
“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”
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In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.
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An egg pie is when the male uses butter as lube and enters the female's vagina. He keeps thrusting in and out and all of the friction makes her vagina heat up. Once it gets warm enough, the male pulls out, cracks an egg and spreads it all over the female's vagina and then begins thrusting penetration again. Once the egg is hot enough it scrambles inside of her and her orgasm pushes the eggs out at which point the male eats it out of her pussy. Extra kinky girls like to have the guy drizzle Tabasco on the eggs before devouring them.
That girl I met at the gym came over all sweaty last night and we made an egg pie while we Netflix and chilled. The sweat made it really salty.
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