Dog Condom

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.

I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!

by La Tortuga September 29, 2023

Dog fricker

Lucas

You did you see the dog fricker last night?

by Uh oh stinky man 69 October 31, 2019

Jim dog

Another word for a penis.

This morning I zipped my jim dog in my pants.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

bagging dog

when you want to kiss someone so bad because they are so sexy and hot

cj wants to kiss avery like the bagging dog

by forkoutlet November 25, 2020

dog shlt

Jews

Ur such a dog shlt

by Chen den January 5, 2021

Dog Syndrome

A real thing that happens when people are adopting a dog and if it is big and black it will often be passed over for a lighter dog.

Dog syndrome is a real problem

by ghostbb8 January 22, 2021

dog load

Nicer way to say "piece of shit" when you're trying not to swear.

Person 1: My knight in shining armor turned out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil! SMDH
Person 2: Man! What a real dog load!

by DudeBroLad February 6, 2021