island monkey

A Racial Slur Against Puerto Ricans.

Carlita - you aint nothin but a jungle baby

Tyrone - fuck you, you Island Monkey.

by Jay'Ron December 11, 2007

orange monkey

The orange monkey is a kama sutra move where a guy has his partner not deficate for as long as she can .then when she cant hold it any longer he fuck's her in the ass a finishe's then leave's his penis in her ass till it go's limp pisse's in her ass and when she hold's it in on her way to the bathroom she look's like a monkey waddelng back and forth and the orange come's in cause the fluid leaking out is orange..the orgasim is supposed to be excellent...

I knew she was dowwn when she did the orange monkey

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

chunky monkey

A flavor of ben and jerrys ice cream, not any type of discharge, seriously thats gross man.

Lets go eat some Chunky Monkey! And i dont mean Discharge!

by FAZED BIZOTCH August 22, 2003

monkey punch

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business.

That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a monkey punch last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho September 30, 2006

monkey suit

Any set of all black clothing worn when a covert or illegal/illicit activity is about to or is taking place to hide one's identity or to advoid detection while moving at night.

"We gone put on our monkey suits and be waitin right in yo bushes"-Plies

by west-hel August 19, 2008

monkey goo

monkey goo is the shit that squirts out of your dick when you're spanking the monkey.

Oh shit! I shot monkey goo everywhere when I was spanking the monkey this morning!

by eda-skip July 29, 2022

monkey poop

1. The feces a monkey exudes.
2. The feces your mom exudes.
3. The act of throwing feces at your nemesis, or simply someone who disagrees with you.

Boss: "You should work overtime this weekend."
Worker: {Poops in underwear.}
Boss: "What is that smell?"
Worker: {Throws poop at boss.} "You."

- or -

Man: "Give me head now, woman!"
Woman: "No, I am on the rag, and I am a giant bitch. I may as well be a lesbian."
Man: {Poops his bed.}
Woman: "Why did you just poop the bed?"
Man: {Throws feces at woman.} "Give me head."

- or -

Supermarket Clerk: "Why are you buying so many tampons?"
Bag Boy: "Seriously, are you on the rag or what?"
Menstruating Woman: {Lifts skirt and sprays diarrhea while rotating.} "Yes."

- or -

Lesbian 1: "Why is my fist covered in poop?"
Lesbian 2: "Wrong hole."

by scorpionmintred December 30, 2003