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Bush's Law

Noun
Bush's Law, named after George W. Bush, describes a moment in a competitive environment where the score is 9-11. A derivative of Zonic's Law from Counter Strike
The score is 8-11, Bush's Law incoming??? Pausechamp
by Dr Socks December 17, 2023
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co-granduncle-in-law

Spouse's grandaunt's husband.
My co-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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Law Brothers

Its for a group of boys who believe in their own laws and act as both judge and jury for the actions of the people around them, even if they are not part of the group of boys.

Essentially a circle jerk of guys who are in their own fantasy.
Girl1: I cant stand the bunch of guys. They are just playing everything by their own rules. Its so annoying.
Girl2: I know right. They are just a group of Law Brothers.
by TheJenerate March 3, 2021
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Tumblr's Law

A scientific term. Tumblr's Law states that when a Tumblr user directly mentions or implies that a joke is funny, the joke is no longer funny. This can be commonly done through saying that a meme is hilarious, but can also be completed through such an action as laughing.

When a Tumblr User (commonly self-identified by a person with an active Tumblr account) laughs at something that could be considered humorous, every living being within a 5 mile radius instantly stops feeling joy for a short time. After this event, the joke is no longer funny, and it can no longer be referenced.

The only potential Tumblr Users then have for humor is in creating jokes, but hopefully it is not attempted on Tumblr.
(doge meme)
Tumblr User: this is so funny I have been laughing for 30 minutes and crying and shitting my pants.
Intelligent person: You just enabled Tumblr's Law on Doge, wtf??
by reallifeworddefinitions February 23, 2020
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Fletcher's law

On a left-wing social media circle, as the conversation continues, the likelihood of capitalism being blamed - regardless of the problem at hand - approaches 1. Named after Fletcher, the dude in the group chat who based his ideology off of an overrated anime.
"I was on Tumblr and this one person decided to blame capitalism for the higher male suicide rate."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."
by Light the Shinigami May 31, 2020
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Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.
Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.
by idyt May 15, 2018
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Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an equivalent group exists without you in it.
Jule's law asserts the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).
by slumberlust June 29, 2021
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