When visiting a friend who is in college, one must provide some form of alcohol as a housewarming present.
Dave: I'm going down to visit my friend at college this weekend.
Johnny: Make sure you abide by Bonco's law, bring him some beer!
Johnny: Make sure you abide by Bonco's law, bring him some beer!
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