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Bonco's Law

When visiting a friend who is in college, one must provide some form of alcohol as a housewarming present.
Dave: I'm going down to visit my friend at college this weekend.
Johnny: Make sure you abide by Bonco's law, bring him some beer!
by yohan_blake69 January 10, 2019
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Steely Law

When steely is in charge. Its steely law.
Prisoner: "I wonder who's warden today"

Steely: (Yelling from armory) STEELY LAW!
by Cl3verUseRNam3 June 15, 2018
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Law

A set of rules and guidelines to protect stupid people even at the cost of taking freedoms away.
The law says that you can not text and drive or smoke weed because Tim text and drive but forgot he was driving and drove through a playground.
by Hunith June 30, 2018
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Gudrun's Law

The answer to any news article title with a question mark is no
A: So, I just saw this article titled"Does lemon juice cure cancer ?"

B: No, Gudrun's law
by Gbit July 13, 2018
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Law of Catro

If catro20 states, says or questions anything, the exact opposite (both in action and reaction) will happen.
-He said it, and the exact opposite happened!
-That is the Law of Catro in action.
by catro20 July 15, 2018
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Murphy's Law of "Junk"

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!
I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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Flexington Law

When your credit repair knowledge is so on point that you feel the need to flex everytime you answer a question about it.
“I don’t mean to brag, but at this point I’m thinking about starting up my own company called Flexington Law Firm.”
by JRdanbury July 28, 2018
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