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Hoe-lay

A derogatory word against White People (Specifically Karens who say Konnichiwa in a Korean restaurant with a Chinese waiter) Inspired by the way some white people say hola.
Dumbass Hoe-lay!
by ivyiskool July 17, 2023
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widow hoe

A person who emotionally and sexually preys on a widower.
His spouse wasn’t gone for long before that widow hoe that lived down the street was knocking on his door.
by Irish Angel 181210 April 27, 2022
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Stocking hoes

To have a high number of hoes at your service.
Y'all seen pimp Mac?, His count is up!
He is straight stocking hoes.
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sucker hoe

Sucker hoe is when you decide to throw an item at somebody and as you do it tell sucker hoe
When the homeless lady yelled at us SUCKER HOE in the Mcdonald’s parking a lot and then proceeded to throw eggs at coach Steve.
by Suck-er ho-e October 26, 2022
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Plant Hoe

Plant hoes are individuals, usually women from the ages of 18-45, who impulsively buy plants (usually "rare" species of Philodendron, Anthurium, Monstera, Epipremnum, etc) that generally have uniform coloration, leaf morphology and growth patterns. This behavior usually stems from the excessive need to fit into consumerist culture, except instead of the new shiny Samsung or Apple smartphone, it's an excessive collection of relatively monotone plants that serve no purpose other than fill the vapid ego of their owner. As soon as a new obsession (usually in the form of twenty plants from Ecuagenera imports) begins, the other "rare" plants that they hoarded are neglected, and left to suffer amongst the thousands of other plants that hoard their studio apartments. Plant hoes are generally identified by these following features:

1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.

2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.

3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.

4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.

5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.
Person 1: "Jesus, why is David buying every golden pothos he sees in the garden isle?"
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."
by anonymous January 1, 2022
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Hoe-nership

Owning up to your hoe-ness, especially when called out on said hoe-ness.
Girl! We all know you did it. Just take hoe-nership of your actions.
by Retepecurb October 15, 2022
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Hoe Rollback

When someone is extremely rude initially or acts like a hoe ass bitch and then when they get called out they apologize for overreacting initially like the hoe they truly are.
Robyn was so mean to me first thing this morning
Oh yeah dont worry about that just call her out and she will do a Hoe Rollback
by Frank the Ellien May 23, 2022
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