French Horn

When you grab your partners naked hips and smash your lips into there ass crack while blowing, the vibration makes them orgasm. You may need to wet the crack area with tongue in order to really get that vibration going.
I gave my husband a French horn last night till he came
by Veronica Valentin August 2, 2017
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French Eiffel Tower

When two girls run a train on a man with dildos, one in ass one in mouth of male and women high-five as it happens.
Ya we pulled a French Eiffel Tower on Trenton last week!
by Randy the Goat January 23, 2022
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french dry

A process in which you take a bath and a man then pleases you then drys you off.
"Jason got a French dry at the Holiday Inn."
by Jason Frost October 11, 2016
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there are no french adjectives starting with y
yo, why are there no french adjectives starting with y?
by cowaldo March 30, 2022
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french language

a beautiful language, but don’t let it fool you. Once you dig deeper, she is like a rotten egg… pretty on the outside, but when you try to open, she kills you immediately.
God, why did i choose french language… it’s so pretty, but learning it is horrible! Reminds me of a rotten egg.
by annays February 7, 2022
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French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.
"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."
by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021
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French Zoned

When you get rejected by a date due to speaking or doing an action that is associated with French culture. Common in areas of Canada that include both English and french speakers.
"I ordered a baguette, and then she French zoned me"
by Claire Richard January 2, 2025
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